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November 19, 2009

Would be cool if all Democratic Senators wore this tomorrow for health care debate.

It probably won't happen, but it would be cool. It's called solidarity. The power of the pack. Look it up. Very deep. The silver would match Ben Nelson's fiberglass hair, so there's that. If it does happen, I hope I get some credit for the idea. To be honest, I'm going to be mad if the whole caucus shows up dressed like this and no one thanks me. Also, bring an extra one for Olympia. Just in case. Right at the key moment, just slide her the shirt. Very emotional. We'll see what happens.

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November 19, 2009

There are precisely two photos of KSM. The awful one, and this Glamour Shots one.

It's weird they even have a Glamour Shots store at GITMO. That's wrong, and I'm against it and if elected I will put a stop to it. If they have an Orange Julius there, I'm going to be pissed. All he's missing here is a feather boa and poutier look.

The awful one.

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November 18, 2009

Signs of a Senate health care bill!

By tradition, white smoke means a health care bill has received a good CBO score and is moving forward. The white smoke represents the Senators, who are white:

Lobbyists gather in the square, awaiting word from the Senatorial conclave:

Health Care know-it-alls: KTumulty. TPM. FDL. Ezra. JCohn. KagroX. MMadden.

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November 18, 2009

All versions of this song are great, but I like Willie's the best of all.

Dedicated to Lou Dobbs.

The pedal steel that comes in midway is perfect and Willie's acoustic throughout is just something to hear.

Willie's badass, battered guitar.

Dylan's version.

An acquired taste, but I love Willy DeVille (RIP):

Also out there: Springsteen, Ry Cooder, Freddy Fender versions and more.

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November 17, 2009

Thought leader of the American right and defender of the Constitution:

Sorry, I know I linked to this once before, but I don't think enough people have seen it. It doesn't need to have a monkey to make my point, but it has a monkey. Also: free money? THAT'S SOCIALISM! And the other guy - is that a Village Person? I really feel that attention should be called to this video every so often. This is a person being taken seriously. I wonder, who will our next great leader be?

via youtube.com

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November 16, 2009

Nice. #musicmonday

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November 15, 2009

Peyton Manning at the line of scrimmage sometimes reminds me of:

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November 15, 2009

A spiritual question to ponder.

Will There Be Big Rigs In Heaven? by Buck Owens

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Will there be big rigs in heaven when I die?
Will my reward be cruising down that freeway in the sky?
When I climb that final grade, when my final run is made
Will there be big rigs in heaven?

That ol' diesel singing loud
Big wheels gliding thru the clouds
Would they allow a big rig in heaven?
Gearing down, that engine's pulling
Up to where ol' Gabriel's blowing
They've got to need a big rig in heaven!

If my ol' Kenworth don't come thru
A new Saint Peter-bilt will do
If they let me have a big rig in heaven
No more pot-holes, no more scales
No more smokeys on my tail
Can't wait to drive a big rig in heaven!

(chorus)

Hot showers every morning
Every ticket is a warning
I think I'd like a big rig in heaven
Every waitress is an angel
With her coffee pot and halo
What could beat a big rig in heaven?

I'll wear wings and play that harp
But I never could stay parked
Can I drive my big rig in heaven?
Is there a golden interstate
Just inside that pearly gate
Don't Jesus need a big rig in heaven?

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November 14, 2009