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May 19, 2009

Steele Claims GOP has turned corner. Meet the new base-approved proto-candidate!

Steele will make a big speech today to RNC officials which focuses the party on “winning the future.” He has an accompanying Op ed in The Politico that proclaims that the “Republican Party has turned a corner.”
via theplumline.whorunsgov.com

Below is the new, base-approved proto-candidate expected to be introduced today. This is a must-watch video if you wish to peer into the soul of the modern GOP (Warning: LOUD):


He seems really upset about Barack Obama. If you pay attention to his body language and tone of voice, he definitely seems agitated. I don't think this dude has turned any corner. This might not be the right guy for the comeback. Michael Steele has a really hard job.


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May 18, 2009

STUDY THIS VIDEO. I believe it represents what happened to Pelosi on CIA/torture. Think symbolism. Very deep.

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Obviously, the animal represents the Democratic party. What of the blinding light? She's trapped, but she chose to put herself in that position. Is it relevant that the goo is red, whiteish and blue? It is for each of us to find the answers in the video ... and in ourselves.

To avoid any MoDo issues, I should disclose this video was originally shown to me over the weekend by teenage son's sleepover guest during one of their marathon stupid video watching sessions.

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May 17, 2009

Touchdown Jesus animates self like Stay Puft Man to fist-bump POTUS, whack Charlie Weis.

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May 17, 2009

Inside George W. Bush's intelligence briefings!

Apparently, this was how matters of national security were communicated in the Bush White House, although they drove by this particular one:



Absolutely terrifying:

ABC News' Jennifer Parker reports: Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld prepared top-secret military intelligence briefs for former President George W. Bush with cover sheets featuring triumphant images from the Iraq war with "Crusades-like" Bible messages, according to an exclusive report in the latest June issue of GQ magazine.

via abcnews.com

Robert Draper's GQ article and slideshow.

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May 16, 2009

Here is your weekend dose of truth, people: Mothra was not that scary. Deal with it.

via onlyinternet.net

Mothra? C'mon, Godzilla - I'm supposed to be impressed you kicked ths thing's ass? No. Sorry. You need to check yourself. Maybe you are not the monster you fancy yourself to be. Maybe you are a bully, which if you've been reading the stuff they send home with my son, is very bad!


My Mom and a can of Black Flag could end Mothra who, by the way, looks like he was constructed from things she gets at Michael's for her craft projects. I would like to see Mothra mess with her azaleas. I swear his antennae are pipe cleaners. I'm supposed to be afraid of a flying pipe cleaner creature? No. These coffee grounds don't run.


Final Verdict:


UPDATE. Thanks to anonymous commenter for tip about The Mothra Song, which does rock a little but is nevertheless not scary: I do like it when Mothra nods a big, "Hello, Ladies" around the :30 mark. Playa.

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May 15, 2009

How to roll this weekend: Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork - Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

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The real deal:


I would not let them near Joe The Plumber's kids.

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May 15, 2009

RIDDLE ME THIS! How can detainee torture photos be suppressed, but this torture video widely released?

The world is undeniably worse off with this video in it, yet here it is for all to see.

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David Gregory in the background covering himself in glory.

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May 15, 2009

Dramatization of recent @JoeNBC tweets: "Obama, Obama, Obama!"

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In fairness, this may be Nancy Pelosi.

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May 15, 2009

Multimedia #ff recommendation: @mental_floss - got this magazine for our kids and love it. Gem from Twitter feed:

Truly awesome video of Mr. Rogers being Mr. Rogers before the Senate from the @mental_floss Twitter feed. Really worth watching:
via mentalfloss.com

Mr. Freaking Rogers, The Man.

I highly recommend mental_floss as the all-time greatest bathroom magazine ever. We subscribed years ago to encourage curiosity in our kids, but it's great for all ages.

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May 14, 2009

So easy, even a caveman could do her. Porn from the Wankozoic Era.

The BBC reports:
Venus of Hohle Fels (H.Jensen; University of Tubingen)
A remarkable ivory carving is arguably the oldest sculpture of a human figure yet found, scientists say.The distorted object, which portrays a woman with huge breasts, big buttocks and exaggerated genitals, is thought to be at least 35,000 years old.
via news.bbc.co.uk

The discovery was made by the mysterious archaeologist Sir Digs-A-Lot.

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