I think it has something to do with the country they want back. Help them find it, if you can. I don't think it's the Washington Monument because that's skinnier and more schlongish-shaped.
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I know POTUS likes to use the teleprompter, so here it is all ready to go. Nancy Pelosi could do the female part. I am telling you, this will get everyone in a mood to be bipartisan. I guarantee you that Jeff Sessions will get up and do the "diggin' dance" during the fiddle breaks. Trust me on this. The answer to health care reform is in the healing power of Cotton-Eye Joe. I am so psyched. Are you psyched? I am.
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ScienceDaily (Sep. 8, 2009) — A monkey that has acquired the sole power to hand out apples is generously rewarded with grooming sessions by the other monkeys in its group. But as soon as another monkey can hand out apples as well, the market value of the first monkey is halved.
Too many overprivileged blue-doggish elected officeholders in Democratic districts handing out too many apples in exchange for too many grooming sessions.
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Even though I'm not a commie, I've always liked this song. Guess I can never be a Czar.
If you enjoyed it - even a little bit - you are a communistish and are on the list.
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Talc and after shave. The works. The Clubman defines taste and elegance. I'm done now. I will just not have any badmouthing of the Clubman. I hope we are crystal clear on this.

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